Dimensional Survival

Surviving dimensions requires a delicate balance of knowledge and madness. Our Quantum Prophets have been studying the art of dimension-hopping for centuries, but it's not just about predicting the future, it's about staying sane.

Read the Ancient Omenscript, a collection of prophecies from the earliest known prophets.

Our prophecies are not just predictions, but also come with a side of existential dread. Because, let's face it, if you can see into the fabric of space-time, you're probably going to have some bad dreams.

Browse the Prophecies Database, containing every prediction, every prediction error, and every failed prophecy experiment. Enroll in Quantum Prophets University, where you can learn the art of prophecy-making and maybe, just maybe, avoid the apocalypse. Read the Quantum Prophets Bible, a collection of our most sacred prophecies, including 'The Rapture Will Come, but not on Fridays.'