For centuries, the Quantum Prophets have been revered for their uncanny ability to predict the exact lottery numbers, the outcome of reality TV shows, and the optimal pizza toppings.
But beware, for the Quantum Prophets come with a price: they're extremely persnickety and demand a strict diet of only the finest, artisanal space rocks.
Read more about the Prophets' prophecies and their tendency to predict the exact number of likes on every social media post.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, learn about the Prophets' ancient tools used to harness the power of the cosmos.
We're currently experiencing a Prophets' Union Dispute over the best way to predict the weather.