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What is the meaning of life?

This is a question that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time. Some say it is a cheeseburger, while others claim it is a sentient jellyfish in a spaceship. We will not be drawn into the fray.

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What is the best way to defeat the Dark Lord?

We have consulted the ancient tomes and consulted with the wisest of wizards. The answer, much like the meaning of life, remains a mystery.

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What is the best flavor of donut?

This, we have found, is a question that can be answered definitively: it is, of course, Glazed.

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