Treatment for Quantum Quirkiness

Diagnosed with an overabundance of existential dread? Don't worry, we've got just the prescription for you!

Our team of expert quantum quirkiness specialists are trained to treat:

• Multiverse-induced anxiety
• Reality fragmentation disorder
• Temporal lobe spasms

Learn about our comprehensive treatment programs, or

if you're feeling adventurous, take our Quantum Quirkiness Symptoms Scale to assess your level of cosmic confusion.

Or maybe you're just here for the Quantum Quirkiness Jokes?

We've got those too!