Radroach Ravioli Recipes

Because who needs actual cooking skills when you have a pinch of radroach dust and a dash of desperation?

Radroach Ravioli 1: The Classic

Ingredients:

• 1 cup radroach dust
• 1/2 cup desperation
• 1 tablespoon of questionable life choices
• 1 pinch of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Mix radroach dust with desperation until well combined.
2. Add a dash of questionable life choices. Stir counterclockwise.
3. Pinch of existential dread. Stir until the mixture is as dry as your soul.
4. Serve with a side of crippling anxiety.

Warning: Radroach Ravioli is not actually a real dish. Do not attempt to make it. Seriously, don't.

Get the secret recipe for Theradroach Recipe, the one with the extra dash of desperation.