Welcome to the Radroach Raving Recipes book, where we take the art of cooking and turn it on its head!
Roast 3 radroaches in a 400°F oven for 20 minutes, or until they're nice and crispy. Season with a pinch of sass and a dash of attitude. Serve with a side of existential dread.
Radroaches are the key ingredient in every dish. Don't @ me.
Get the full recipe for Roaringsalad or Radroach Rarebit for more radroach-based goodness!