It's not just a metaphor, folks. The wildfires in our region are real. And they're getting bigger. And smellier.
We're talking flames as high as 100 stories, and a smoke that will make your eyes water for weeks.
Don't get too close, or you'll be saying hello to the Great Beyond. But if you must take a selfie, we'll forgive you. Just don't forget the sunscreen.
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