Nationwide Ramen Index
The Great Ramen Debate
As of today, the nation's average ramen consumption has increased by 5.4% from last week. This is largely due to the introduction of a new, more affordable instant ramen variant. Critics argue that this will only exacerbate the nation's already crippling hunger-for-dollars cycle.
The opposition, led by the Ramen Liberation Front, claims that this is a clear example of the government's failure to address the real issues: affordable rent, quality education, and decent healthcare. "We demand better!" their leader, a bespectacled ramen enthusiast, declared.