Choose from our selection of predestined fortunes, tailored to your specific circumstances.
According to our most reliable sources, you will... WIN THE LOTTERY THIS WEEK! (But only if you don't eat the leftover pizza in the fridge, which will likely expire soon)
Or, perhaps, you will... GET STUCK IN A RABBIT HOLE! (But only if you don't learn to navigate basic HTML)
Or, possibly, you will... BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RAIN ON YOUR ROOF FOR THE NEXT 7 HOURS! (But only if you don't install a functioning roof)
Or, maybe, you will... MEET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NEXT FORTNIGHT! (But only if you don't wear a "I hate people" t-shirt)
Or, who knows? Maybe none of these will happen. Or all of them. Or possibly none at all. Or possibly, just maybe, probably... THE WORLD WILL END IN A GLITTERING BALL OF FIRE! (But only if you don't read this fine print)
Remember, our prophecies are only as good as the user input, so don't say we didn't warn you...
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