Method 1: Extreme Affinity for Blandness

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

• 1 cup of bland milk (don't bother with any fancy stuff)
• 1/2 cup of plain flour
• 1/2 cup of parmesan cheese (we won't judge you, really)
• 1 tsp salt (optional, but only if you're feeling fancy)

Step 2: Mix and Mangle

Combine milk and flour in a bowl. Stir until it forms a lumpy, uninviting mess.

Add parmesan cheese and stir until it's evenly distributed, but not too evenly. You want it to be a little lumpy.

Step 3: Add Optional Salt (for Suckers)

If you must, add a pinch of salt. But don't say we didn't warn you.

Step 4: Serve and Abandon

Put it on a plate and stare at it. You've earned it.

Next Steps:

• Go to Method 2: The Slightly Less Bland Approach
• Visit Method 3: The Unmitigated Disaster