You've been wandering for what feels like hours, and all you've found is a few scraps of moldy gouda and a faint scent of despair. It's like the rats that live here have been leading you on a wild goose chase, but with cheese.
According to local legend, the Great Cheese Heist of 1923, the rats of this land pilfered the last wheel of fine fromage, leaving only the faint scent of disappointment in their wake. Some say they're still searching for the perfect cheddar, but others claim they've given up on life altogether.
As you continue on your journey, you come across a fork in the road. To the left, you see a sign that reads "The Bleu Route" and to the right, "The Feta Fiasco". Which path will you choose?