Welcome to Rat-Sized Spacesuit Co.

Where our suits are so small, they're almost free!

Our rat-sized spacesuits are perfect for any occasion. Need to explore the depths of a sewer system? Check. Want to play a prank on your friends? Check. Or perhaps you just want to feel like a giant rat in a tiny spacesuit? Check.

Sewer Explorer 3000

$50.99

Includes built-in flashlight, miniature first-aid kit, and a complimentary map of the nearest sewer system.

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Prankster 2000

$30.99

Perfect for playing harmless pranks on your friends. Includes a built-in whoopee cushion and a can of silly string.

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Rat-Rod Deluxe

$99.99

For the serious rat enthusiast. Includes a built-in espresso machine, miniature library, and a subscription to Rat Weekly magazine.

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Want to see more rat-sized spacesuit styles? Check out our Chainmail Collection!