We don't actually have any real policies, but we'll pretend to have some.
Our rats are committed to protecting your online identity, unless you're a government agent or a pizza delivery guy. In that case, we'll just give you a nice plate of rat-shaped cookies and hope you don't mind the occasional surveillance.
We'll never share your information with anyone, unless you're a celebrity or a world leader. In that case, we'll just sell it to the highest bidder on the black market.
Our website may use cookies, but not the kind that are edible. Those are for the pizza delivery guy. Our cookies are just for tracking your browsing habits, unless you're a browser extension developer, in which case, we'll just give you a cookie that looks like a browser extension and see if you can spot the difference.
We're not responsible for any rat-related injuries or property damage caused by our rats. They're just a bunch of mischievous critters who like to play hide and seek in your closet.
By using our website, you agree to our totally-not-real, totally-not-enforceable terms of service.