1. You must agree to wear a tiny hat to all rat gatherings.
2. You must not use your whiskers as a makeshift jump rope.
3. You must not attempt to communicate with humans through interpretive dance.
4. You must not hoard more than 5 cheese wedges at a time.
5. You must not use the term "ประก" in your bio.6. By signing below, you agree to these terms. If you don't, we'll have to give you the stink-eye.
By signing below, I agree to the Standard Rat Behavior and the Rat Code of Conduct
By signing, you agree to be a better rat. If you're not, we'll be disappointed.