Welcome to Reader 1's Unfinished Works, where our intrepid hero has embarked upon a quest to craft the most epic, the most thrilling, the most utterly incomprehensible tales the world has ever seen.
Unfortunately, due to a combination of procrastination, writer's block, and an inexplicable urge to binge-watch cat videos, most of these projects remain in an state of perpetual incompletion.
But fear not, dear reader! You can still peruse the outlines, the snippets, and the half-baked ideas that lie within. Who knows? Maybe you'll find inspiration in the depths of our hero's creative despair.
Or maybe, just maybe, you'll find a few laughs in the sheer audacity of it all.
Either way, it's a thrill-ride you won't want to miss!
As of yesterday, our hero has managed to write 17 sentences of the Epic Fantasy Novel, which is 0.05% complete.
On the other hand, the Absurdist Sci-Fi Comedy has seen some actual progress, with a grand total of 2 entire paragraphs written.
The Romance Novel with Unnecessarily Complicated Plot Twists is currently stuck in an infinite loop of angst-filled dialogue.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We won't judge.