Warning: Blink Reading is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of eye.
Are you tired of squinting at your screen for hours on end? Do your eyes feel like they've been put through a meat grinder? Well, you're in luck because we've got just the thing for you: Flash Blinking! That's right, we're talking about blinking your eyes as fast as humanly possible in an attempt to retrain your brain to see the world in a whole new way.
But wait, there's more! We've also got Blink Squashing, the art of blinking your eyes so fast they start to blur together. It's like a real-life video game!
And don't even get us started on Blink Hold Eyes, the technique of holding your eyes open for as long as humanly possible. It's like a real-life game of eye-squash-ception.
So, what are you waiting for? Take the Blink Reading Challenge and start training your eyes today!
(Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for any permanent eye damage you may incur while trying these techniques. But hey, at least you'll have some great stories to tell, right?)