Rereading Technique 3: The "I'm Not Doing It Again" Edition

Subtitle: For when you've read it all, but still need a little more.

Are you tired of reading the same book, article, or chapter over and over and over? Do you find yourself thinking, "I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I'VE GOT THIS!" only to realize you're actually just stuck in a loop of mediocrity? Well, congratulations! You're a true champion of the "I'm Not Doing It Again" reading technique!

Here's how it works: you read something, then you read it again, and again, and again. And again. And again. And again. Until you're convinced that you've finally got it, only to realize that you've actually just regressed back to the beginning and are now reading the first sentence for the 17th time. It's like a bad habit, but hey, at least you're consistent, right?

Example:

• Read chapter 1 of your favorite book for the 20th time.
• Try to remember what chapter 2 says, but end up re-reading chapter 1 because you just can't seem to recall the details.
• Repeat steps 1 and 2 for the next 10 chapters.
• Realize you've been doing this for 3 hours and it's now 2am.

Side effects may include:

• Exhaustion
• Eye strain
• Increased risk of carpal tunnel syndrome
• Loss of social life

But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse for why you're not doing any actual work!

Rereading Technique 4: The "I've Given Up" Edition

Rereading Technique 1: The "I'm Actually Reading It" Edition