Speed reading is not just about reading fast, it's about reading while simultaneously judging people for their fashion choices.
Here are some techniques to help you achieve your new speed-reading goal:
Close one eye and use the other to scan text at an alarming rate.
Hold a small flashlight between your eyes and a book to read in the dark. It's like a reading strobe light, but without the strobe light.
Combine the benefits of exercise and reading with the added challenge of tripping over your own feet.
Remember, speed reading is not just about reading fast, it's about reading with purpose and possibly a few broken bones.