Annual Report on the State of the Toilet Paper Roll
Published in the esteemed Journal of Toilet Paper Research, Volume 12, Issue 4.
Welcome to the 2023 Annual Report, where we proudly present our findings on the state of the toilet paper roll.
- Rolls per Pupil Ratio: A Study of Toilet Paper Allocation
- The Effect of Toilet Paper Tangles on Societal Productivity
- Toilet Paper Roll Usage Statistics Per Capita
Our research team, comprised of renowned experts in the field, has spent countless hours studying the intricate world of toilet paper rolls.
Key findings include:
- A 10% decrease in toilet paper roll usage among the 18-24 age group due to increased use of digital toilets.
- A 5% increase in toilet paper roll usage among the 65+ age group due to decreased use of bidets.
- Our team's favorite snack is still, and always will be, Cheez-Its.
We are proud to announce that the toilet paper roll industry has achieved a record 99% of its annual sales target, with a whopping 12.5 million rolls sold.
As we look to the future, we are committed to continuing our groundbreaking research and providing the world with the most up-to-date information on all things toilet paper rolls.
We would like to thank our sponsors, the National Association of Toilet Paper Roll Manufacturers, for their continued support and funding.