Welcome to the profile page of Sockpuppet3000, the greatest puppet of all time!
Here's what's new:
Currently, I'm on a schedule that's more unpredictable than a plate of Jell-O.
My latest blog post is about the art of puppeteering, and I'm not just whistling Dixie.
Want to see more of my puppetry skills in action? Click the link and behold!
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to challenge me in a game of "Puppet Says"!
Remember, I'm a master of the puppet arts, so don't even think about trying to bribe me with cookies.