Warning: The Unexpected Consequence Recipe May Cause:
1. Spontaneous Human Combustion
2. Temporary Loss of Motor Skills
3. Uncontrollable Desire to Watch Cat Videos
4. Random Outbreaks of Singing and Dancing
5. Unpredictable Shifts in Personality
6. Involuntary Use of Puns
7. Increased Risk of Spontaneous Flatulence
8. Uncontrollable Cravings for Cereal
9. Random Episodes of Existential Dread
10. Irreversible Damage to Your Social Life