Recipe Book

Welcome to the most unrefined cookbook in the multiverse!

Featuring an assortment of dishes that will ruin your diet, your relationships, and possibly your kitchen.

Here's a list of our most popular recipes:

• Flaming Pancake of Doom
• Syrup Soup: Because Who Needs Solid Food?
• Glazed and Confused: A Doughnut of Despair

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Mystery Meat: A Recipe for Disaster
• Asparagus of Despair: A Tale of Regret