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Recipe for Exceptional Emergencies
Recipe for Exceptional Emergencies
Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Chaos
- 1/2 cup of Unpredictability
- 1/4 cup of Unforeseen Consequences
- A pinch of Unreliable Narrators
Instructions:
- Mix Chaos, Unpredictability, and Unforeseen Consequences in a bowl.
- Add a pinch of Unreliable Narrators. Stir clockwise.
- Place mixture into a blender and blend until smooth.
- Consume immediately, but be prepared for the unexpected.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of sanity
- Temporary blindness
- Permanent scarring
Emergency Biscuits for after-effects.
Panic Pizza for when things get really bad.