Recipe 2: The Futility of Existence

This recipe is for the existentialist in you who has lost all hope and is seeking comfort in the meaninglessness of life.

Cooking time: 10 minutes. Serves: The void that is the entirety of human existence.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup despair
• 2 cups apathy
• 1/4 cup nihilism
• 1/4 cup existential dread
• A pinch of ennui

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl until well combined.
2. Pour mixture into a deep pit of despair.
3. Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7.5 revolutions.
4. Serve in a hollow, meaningless void.

Optional step: Repeat this recipe until you have lost all sense of purpose or until you have consumed the entire contents of the fridge. Whichever comes first.

For a variation of this recipe, try Recipe 3: The Agony of Being, or for a more exotic twist, try Recipe 1: The Absurdity of Life.