It started as a simple idea: a burrito filled with all the fixin's, wrapped in foil, and devoured in one sitting. But little did I know, it would lead to a spiral of addiction, a descent into madness, and a lifetime of regret.
I mean, who needs a significant other when you have a burrito that's always there for you?
But the burrito, much like the siren's call of the sirens, lured me in with its promise of comfort and satisfaction. And I fell, hard.
And so it continues.
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