Recipe of the Day:
Today's recipe is for the "I Should Have Never Ordered Sushi" roll:
Ingredients:
- 1 cup disappointment
- 1/4 cup regret
- 1/4 cup overpriced wasabi
- 1/4 cup soggy rice
- 1/4 cup disappointment sauce
Instructions:
- Misread the sushi menu.
- Order the sushi with the weird name you've never heard of before.
- Realize it's actually just plain old cucumber with some seaweed.
- Add disappointment sauce.
- Stare at the bill, wondering if the chef was having a laugh.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of appetite.
- Loss of dignity.
- Loss of wallet balance.
Try it out and see for yourself! 1-Burrito Regret if you're feeling adventurous.