3-merlot and Tears

A Recipe for the Soul

Ingredients:

• 1 cup existential dread
• 1/2 cup crippling self-doubt
• 1/4 cup crushing responsibility
• 1/4 cup the weight of societal expectations

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, stirring constantly.
2. Add a dash of nihilism and a pinch of hopelessness.
3. Stir in a generous amount of tears.
4. Serve with a side of crippling anxiety and a dollop of despair.

Side Effects may include:

Paralyzing Emptiness or Meaninglessness

Disclaimer: This recipe has not been scientifically proven to cause actual harm, but it's probably a good idea to consult a mental health professional if you're feeling overwhelmed.