Warning: Do not attempt to use these recipes in real-time. Temporal paradoxes may occur.
Ingredients:
3 Turkeys, each from a different point in time:
- Turkey-1: From the Wild West of the 1880s
- Turkey-2: From Ancient Egypt, circa 2000 BCE
- Turkey-3: From a dystopian future where AI has taken over the world
Instructions:
- Combine Turkeys 1-2-3 in a wok of temporal flux.
- Mix until the flavors have merged.
- Serve at precisely 3:14 PM on a random Tuesday.