Mix 2 oz of gin, 1 oz of triple sec, 1 oz of lemon juice, and a splash of sparkling water. Shake it like you mean it, then pour into a glass with a dash of regret.
Read MoreToss together 2 cups of mixed greens, 1 cup of chopped up feelings, 1/2 cup of shredded regret, and a pinch of salt. Toss in a vinaigrette made from the tears of your enemies.
Read More• Gin-ius: A person who can down a whole bottle of gin and still remember their name.
• Triple Sec-rectomy: A procedure where you remove the triple sec from the patient's system, usually after a night out.
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