Spice Rack Surgery: Recipe 2 - The Second Mistake

Warning: This recipe is for experienced chefs only. Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach).

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of regret
• 1/2 cup of self-doubt
• 1/4 cup of second-guessing
• 1/8 cup of "I should have just used Google"

Steps:

1. Misjudge the recipe time by at least 3 hours.
2. Overcomplicate the dish by adding 17 unnecessary ingredients.
3. Spill the entire contents of your spice rack on the kitchen floor.
4. Realize you're not actually making a soufflé and start over.
5. Scream at the kitchen staff (if you have any) for not knowing the difference between thyme and oregano.

Side effects may include:

• Clogged arteries
• Misfiled kitchen taxes
• Burnt taste buds
• Temporary loss of culinary confidence

Continue to Recipe 3 - The Third Mistake for more expert advice.