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The Third Mistake: A Spice Rack Surgery
The Third Mistake: A Spice Rack Surgery
Pain Management
In a shocking turn of events, your third mistake has led to a spice rack that resembles a kindergartener's playdate with paint. Don't worry, we've got the prescription for this particular ailment.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of regret
- 1/4 teaspoon of apologetic sighs
- 1 tablespoon of elbow grease
- 1 pinch of 'I-told-you-so's
Instructions:
- Apply 3 coats of regret, allowing each coat to dry before proceeding.
- Mix 1/4 teaspoon of apologetic sighs with 1 tablespoon of elbow grease. Stir until well combined.
- Using the mixed concoction, gently scrub the spice rack, working from top to bottom.
- Once clean, sprinkle a pinch of 'I-told-you-so's to remind yourself that this is, in fact, your third mistake.
Side Effects:
- Temporary loss of culinary confidence
- Uncontrollable urges to reorganize the spice rack
- Mild cases of kitchen sink syndrome
Disclaimer:
This recipe has not been tested on humans. Please do not attempt at home.
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