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Atomic Salsa Recipe
Atomic Salsa Recipe
For when you want to blow your taste buds to kingdom come with a flavor that's out of this world.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of radioactive jalapeños
- 1 cup of atomic-grade cilantro
- 1 cup of moonshine onions, diced
- 1 cup of neutron-starred tomatoes
- 1/4 cup of cosmic cilantro oil
- 1 teaspoon of gamma-radiation hot sauce
- 1 tablespoon of black hole salt
- 1 tablespoon of supernova vinegar
Instructions:
- Combine all ingredients in a nuclear reactor... we mean, a bowl.
- Mix until the flavors have reached critical mass.
- Chill for exactly 42 minutes, or until the universe collapses.
- Serve on toast, or use as a topping for your breakfast nachos.
Want to turn this salsa into a cocktail? Or, if you're feeling extra bold, try turning it into a salad.