Chaos Scones
A recipe for the most unpredictable, unpredictable, and utterly unpredictable scones this side of the kitchen.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of mayhem
- 1 cup of bedlam
- 1 cup of pandemonium
- 1 cup of pandemonium sauce
- 1/2 cup of random chance
- 1/4 cup of utter despair
Instructions:
- Mix mayhem with bedlam until smooth.
- Add pandemonium and stir counterclockwise.
- Pour in pandemonium sauce and stir in a figure-eight pattern.
- Fold in random chance until the mixture has reached a state of pure chaos.
- Serve in a state of utter despair.
Side effects may include:
- Unpredictable texture
- Flavors that may or may not appear
- Side effects are not guaranteed.
Try it at your own risk!