Cookie Batter Torture

Warning: This page may cause severe cookie cravings, spontaneous combustion, or existential dread.

Churro Cookie Batter Torture: A Recipe for the Brave and the Insane

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of cookie butter
• 1 cup of existential dread
• A pinch of madness

Instructions:

1. Mix cookie butter and existential dread in a large bowl.
2. Add a pinch of madness. Stir counterclockwise.
3. Repeat until cookie butter turns into a sentient, screaming entity.

Side effects:

• Cookie butter will attempt to consume your soul.
• You will question the meaning of life.
• You will become a cookie.

Seek professional help if symptoms persist.