Quantum Quantum Quesadilla

For those who dare to dream of tortillas that bend the fabric of spacetime, we present to you... Quantum Quantum Quesadilla, the dish that defies the laws of physics and culinary convention.

Ingredients:

• 1 Quantum Tortilla
• 1/2 Matter-Antimatter Salsa
• 1/4 Quantum Sour Cream

Instructions:

1. Assemble the Quantum Tortilla in a Spatial-Temporal Oven
2. Add the Matter-Antimatter Salsa and Quantum Sour Cream on top
3. Quantize the flavors with an atomic-scale whisk
4. Bake for precisely 4.3216 minutes or until the Quantum Tortilla is crispy on the edges and smoldering with quantum uncertainty

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