Step 1: Gather 12 different types of cheese and 7 various herbs.
Step 2: Mix the cheese and herbs while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. Step 3: Stir the mixture with a spoon made of pureed paprika.Step 4: Place the mixture in a pan coated in 17 layers of non-stick coating.
Step 5: Cook the omelette for precisely 47.32 seconds.