Subrecipe 1: The Most Overly Complicated Way to Make a Sandwich

For those who want to make a simple sandwich, but with a dash of existential dread.

Step 1: Acquire Ingredients in a Maze of Confusion

• Procure 5 different types of bread, each with its own unique brand of existential crisis.
• Pick a protein source that will make you question the meaning of life. Options include:
• Cod, representing the fleeting nature of existence.
• Chicken, symbolizing the futility of human endeavor.
• Turkey, the ultimate symbol of American ennui.

Next, navigate a 3D printer to create the perfect slice of cheese, one that will haunt your dreams.

Step 2: Construct the Sandwich with a Dash of Despair

With your ingredients and cheese in hand, proceed to create a design that will make you question the fabric of reality.

Hyperlink to: Subrecipe 2: The Infinite Loop of Assembly

Or, if you dare, Subrecipe 3: The Existential Dilemma of Too Many Condiments