A recipe for those who can't make up their mind, literally.
1. 3 cups of indecision
2. 2 cups of self-doubt
3. 1 cup of existential dread
Mix all ingredients together until they form a cohesive, yet still confusing, paste.
Sprinkle a dash of "just 5 more minutes" into the mix.
Place the mixture in the fridge and let it sit for an eternity.
Enjoy your deliciously confusing dish, served with a side of regret.