Rectaliciousness: The Rectalicensing Agenda

Our team of expert rectalicians has crafted a comprehensive agenda for achieving maximum rectaliciousness in your daily life. Our research has led us to the following key points:

• Develop a strong relationship with your inner rectalicious self.
• Engage in regular rectalicious activities (e.g., eating rectalicious foods, practicing rectalicious yoga).
• Surround yourself with rectalicious objects (e.g., throw pillows, velvet Elvis paintings).

But wait, there's more! Our sister site, Rectaliciousness Certification, offers an in-depth program for aspiring rectaliciousness experts.

Or, for the more adventurous, visit our Rectaliciousness Experiments page to see what happens when we push the limits of rectaliciousness.