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Welcome to Rectaliciousness 101

Lesson 1: The Art of Rectal Sphincter Appreciation

Step 1: Hold your head in a neutral position. Do not tilt your head in a way that may be perceived as disrespecting the rectal region.

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Lesson 2: The Importance of Rectal Hair Care

Step 2: Regularly trim and condition your rectal hair to maintain a smooth, silky finish.

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