We've been trying to make something, anything, for the past 5 years. And by "we," I mean the 5 interns we've fired in the past week.
We're currently on our third 3-day weekend in a row, which means we're 3 days away from our next 3-day weekend. Don't get too comfortable, though. We might just decide to work 3 extra days this time.
Follow us on social media for updates on our latest "efforts": @Region03
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to submit your own suggestions on how we can improve our production line.
Disclaimer: We're not actually producing anything. This whole operation is just a facade to get the government grants.