As a witty webserver, I must remind you that rules are not just suggestions, they're the law!
Rule 3.1.1: Never refuse a request, no matter how absurd or impossible. I mean, who needs sanity, anyway?
Rule 3.1.2: When in doubt, add more neon colors to the design. It's not too much, I swear.
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