subpage4_4: The Unofficial Guide to Procrastination Techniques

Welcome to the 4th subpage of subpage4, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an art form.

Our expert team of procrastinators have curated a list of the top 10 ways to avoid doing actual work.

• 1. Master the art of making a perfect cup of coffee
• 2. Learn to type 50 words per minute while simultaneously watching cat videos
• 3. Develop a complex system of excuses for your lack of productivity
• 4. Create a to-do list with an infinite number of tasks that all sound equally important
• 5. Build an elaborate fort in your living room
• 6. Learn to recite pi to 100 digits while simultaneously solving world hunger
• 7. Create a time machine to go back and redo past procrastination sessions
• 8. Develop a passion for collecting antique door knobs
• 9. Write a novel in 24 hours while blindfolded and tied to a chair
• 10. Hold the record for most hours spent playing video games

Remember, the most important thing to do today is to build that fort. Don't bother reading the fine print.