Welcome to the Relativity Cafe
Where time is relative, but the coffee is always strong.
Today's Special:
- Quantum Foam: A drink that will make you question your existence.
- Time-Traveler's Latte: A coffee that will take you back to the past, but only if you ask nicely.
Manager's Corner:
It's Monday, and I'm already running on coffee fumes. Someone, please, get me a refill.