Abysmal Rentals: 9876-5432-1098

A Rental Agreement for the Utterly Disenchanted

Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a rental agreement that's almost as miserable as you are.

This rental agreement is for the property at 123456 Fake St, Nowheresville, USA 54321.

Terms of Agreement:

You must not break anything. We will not fix it.

You must pay rent on time. Late fees are not negotiable.

You must not have pets. Or else you'll have to get rid of them.

You must not have a sense of humor. We are not amused.

Lease Terms:

			LEASE TERMS FOR ABYSMAL RENTALS
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				 Lease Start Date: 2020-01-01	
				 Lease End Date: 2025-01-01	
				 Rent: $1000/mo	
				 Security Deposit: 100	
				 Utilities: Not Included	
				 Parking: None	
				 Amenities: None	
				 Leasehold: 123456 Fake St	
				 Landlord: Abysmal Rentals Inc.	
				 Agent: Abysmal Rentals Inc.	
				 Lease Type: Fixed	
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			ABYSMAL RENTALS, INC.

Leasehold Information:

			LEASEHOLD INFORMATION
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				 Leasehold Address: 123456 Fake St, Nowheresville, USA 54321	
				 Leasehold Size: 1000 sqft	
				 Leasehold Type: Single Family Residence	
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			ABYSMAL RENTALS, INC.

Lease Addendum:

			LEASE ADDENDUM
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				 The landlord reserves the right to raise or lower rent at any time.	
				 The landlord reserves the right to change the terms of the lease at any time.	
				 The landlord reserves the right to be completely unreasonable.	
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			ABYSMAL RENTALS, INC.

Lease Renewal:

You may renew this lease for an additional 2 years at the same rate, provided you sign and date this document, and return it to us within 30 days of lease expiration.

Lease Termination:

You may terminate this lease at any time by providing 30 days written notice. Please note that you will be responsible for any damages caused during your stay.