Rope Ascending: Because Falling is so Last Season

In a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, rope ascending is the ultimate extreme sport. It's like parkour, but with more rope.

Here are some techniques to help you get pulled to safety:

• Rope Surfing: Riding the Ascension Wave
• Rope Dancing: Spinning, Twirling, and generally looking cool while being yanked to safety
• Rope Acrobatics: Flipping, somersaulting, and generally making a fool of yourself
• Ropeonomics: The art of calculating the optimal rope-to-rescuer ratio

Don't forget to wear your safety harness, and try not to get tangled in the ropes. We're watching you from the other side of the screen...