Advanced Rescue Techniques prophets

Level 5: The prophets of doom, where the rescue mission gets really hairy.

Subtopic 5: The art of extracting yourself from a sticky situation

When all else fails, it's time to bring out the big guns:

• The Schrödinger's Rescue Method (a cat-and-mouse game with fate)
• The Tunnel Rat Technique (a 3D maze of mirrors)
• The Quantum Leap of Faith (a roll of the dice)
• The MacGyver Method (a Swiss Army knife of improvisation)
• The Last Resort (a desperate last stand)

Remember, in the world of advanced rescue techniques, the line between heroism and chaos is thin indeed.