Are you in a bind? Do you need help? Do you want to cry to someone who will probably ignore you but pretend to care?
Look no further! Our emergency services have got you covered!
Crisis Counseling - We'll talk to you for an hour about how your cat's haircut is a metaphor for your existential dread.
Panic Room - Because who needs natural light and fresh air when you have a well-appointed panic room?
Lost Child Services - Because your kid wandered off to find more snacks and now they're MIA.
Disclaimer: Our emergency services are provided by highly trained professionals who will probably make you feel worse about your life.