Resolution 1: Drink At Least 1 Glass of Red Wine Per Day

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that drinking at least one glass of red wine per day is a fundamental human right.

• Red Wine Is The Key To Life
• Excessive Red Wine Consumption May Be Hazardous To Your Health

Side effects may include:

• Temporary euphoria
• Temporary memory loss
• Temporary loss of coordination

Side effects not reported in clinical trials.

Recommended Wine Pairings:

• Red Wine And Blue Cheese Puffs
• Red Wine And Pizza
• Red Wine And Your Ex-Wife