Average Person's Debt: 42.5% Interest Rate
Welcome to our store, where you can buy more stuff you don't need, but want!
Our special 42.5% interest rate is just for you, because who needs financial stability, right?
Check out our Credit Card Deals page, where you can apply for a credit card with interest rates that'll make your wallet weep!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Impulse Buying section, where you can buy a timeshare, a boat, or a year's supply of novelty socks!
We're open 24/7, 365, because who needs sleep, right?
Disclaimer: Don't say we didn't warn you...